We’re living in the worst timeline, because the HFPA are considering bringing back Amy Poehler and Tina Fey as the hosts for the 2021 ceremony.

I loved his joke “Money don’t crack!”

Wait, was Jesus not real? My understanding has always been that Jesus was real, but just a normal dude, not the son of god. Because it’s god that isn’t real.

As can I, it’s just sometimes I appreciate the subtlety of a vape pen when traveling or in public (or at my parents’ house).

I’ve been operating under the assumption that “vapes” includes both nicotine & cannabis vapes, in which case you can pry them from my cold dead hands.

Seriously, I was waiting for someone to point out that by identifying with Thanos, he’s making the Democrats CAPTAIN FUCKING AMERICA, the literal personification of American Patriotism.

Do you live in a legal state? Dispensary budtenders are generally good resources if you need recommendations.

Melania didn’t like nannies living in the penthouse with them.

It is, but the decor strikes me as more ski lodge than P-Town.

Haven’t finished reading the whole thing yet, just had to come down here to give you an internet high-five for shouting out Bill Bryson, one of my absolute favorite authors.

SAME, I was deeply intrigued.

RE: Eating at your wedding

To be fair, the series began with an attempt to force her into marriage, which is generally a specifically female problem.

Looks to me like someone went a little over the top with a redeye correction tool - the guy on the right side of the photo has a slightly less exaggerated version of the same problem.

OK this I can get behind.

Right?? I love The Nanny and don’t want anyone rebooting it (it was perfect the way it is!!), but if we’re really going to do this, Awkwafina is RIGHT THERE with the right Queens accent and fewer felony assault charges.

This! In the acknowledgments section of The Testaments, she even thanks Hulu for making sure that anything they added to the show still made reference to an actual historical event - she refers to this as a rule for the books’ universe.

Right?? I haven’t watched either program, but that line in the article pinpointed my exact problem with Beyonce’s rabidly insane fanbase: they shit all over other artists’ contributions in order to prop her up.

False - while Truly is a strong 2nd place, the top hard seltzer on the market is Arctic Summer and I will defend that until my death.

This is only partly true, to my knowledge (source: I sell things on Amazon for a living) - while 3rd-party sellers CAN take over the buy box, and usually do when the manufacturer is out of stock, it will always note the name of the marketplace seller within the buy box.