I do not care at all about DWTS and came to this thread ONLY for the Don’t Trust the B references.

Eh, one time I woke up, having not eaten anything in at least 10 hours, and only a few bites into the breakfast burrito I ordered, found myself with AGGRESSIVE food poisoning symptoms.

I’m just here to spread the word that the only worthy hard seltzer brand is Arctic Summer.

I used to go to the one referenced in the article where de Blasio goes, and it was $75 a month - and had a pool!

A similar thing happened in my hometown - a couple bought a house in a historic district, and when they decided to repaint it, were told that its location dictated that they choose a historically accurate color.

Anyone else follow the link to that Jacksonville sandwich pita thing story and get a kick out of the fact that a Jacksonville-area magazine about things to do there is called “Void?”

Are they not the exact same tattoo? I think hers is just a worse photo.

I discovered that a lot of places name (cities, mountains, waterfalls, etc) there had something to do with native American culture (tribes name, tribes leader, heroes, etc). But then when you look at the history of native Americans vs the rest of the people there, it really is weird to use their culture that much. I…

That shrieking cackle of a laugh that he busted out every time he was ripping into Jonah just slayed me.

As a woman, I use the helpful rhyme “Tits, Pits, and Bits.”

ANY other year I’d have been into this, but they really fucked her/Cersei over this season.

I was looking at the full nominees list and was SO pleased to see that the guy who played Uncle Jeff got a nominee for Guest Actor - every time he showed up I started laughing preemptively because I knew we were about to get another glorious verse of profanity.

What’s wild is that the “Janets” episode in which she plays every other character and KILLS IT was TGP’s nominee for Best Writing, AND YET they still didn’t recognize her incredible performance!

I can’t remember if The Good Place got a Best Comedy Series nom last year, or if only Danson got one, but YAY The Good place!

Oh damn, I watched the British airing so it was so long ago I forgot it would’ve been eligible this year!! I was so happy with the rest of the noms too, but now I’m sad for lack of Catastrophe.

Not to jump to Amazon’s defense - they certainly don’t need or deserve it - but the Countdown Clocks & Product Limits are not a Prime Day-exclusive feature.

a superfamous Dominic Republican

Not sure about the running people, but if a big blue box is all you’re after, take the Tube to Earl’s Court.

OK, so we’ve ruled out the bones.

Seriously, the LePage to Mills transition has been the best possible type of whiplash.