I came here for the Bob’s Burgers references, was not disappointed.

Mickey’s not here, you’re very small, it just makes sense.

Look around for the local TV reporters. I guarantee they’ve got booze on them. I bet the WPIX crew is loaded.

I can’t be the only one who immediately thought “This is an episode of Bob’s Burgers,” right???

Literally the first thing I thought of when I heard this story yesterday was Bob’s Burgers.

I love Louise, but hey, she shouldn’t have tried to cut out Mickey.

This is old news.

Louise Belcher is going to be so pissed.

All I want is the return of Pop the Question.

Yesterday I told my friend at work that in the next few years or so my boyfriend and I hoped to get married, and her incredibly visceral reaction of shock really surprised me—she explained that she didn’t want that, never wants so have kids, etc., which is totally fine, I think that’s perfectly valid for anyone who…

just stopping by to say RIP i thee dread

This comment is just ... ugh. It’s like there is a vacuum of self-awareness around Bernie and many of his supporters. And every time I hear someone say that women are only voting for Hillary because she’s a woman it makes me crazy. I am supporting Hillary Clinton because of her demonstrated leadership on women’s…

In terms of “golly, what an awesome way to go out!” or “that’s SOOO Kobe/Williams/Jeter”? The latter view (Kobe chucking up 50) is at least equal to both because:

By “back in America,” she meant Hollywood, right?

People tell me I’m crazy, but I think JLD is one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen. Post-Seinfeld JLD.

...and a hell of a dancer

This like one of those tumblr posts where you tag yourself?