Ha! It’s an old DirecTv commercial — good stuff. My brother and I still say it to each other all the time when we see gaudy stuff.

There is a cynical, tiny part of me that wonders if this is what the bill was all about in the first place. A kind of looking left, coming right move by the Koch Bros. or their evil ilk. Look discrimination, with a steaming side of authoritarian oppression! Okay, we’ll repeal the discrimination....but quietly tiptoe…

It actually creates an arrow to the model’s front privates. What, does she want us all to look like some kind of strumpet?

Well, I wasn’t going to buy a fifth Lundqvist jersey, but then I saw a picture of him and those deep blue pools of loveliness that are his eyes just told me I should. And you know what, they’re right.

Somewhere higher-ranked than Tulane. That’s why they let me teach at Tulane for two years. My dad is a Tulane alum too, but he’s not an ignorant bigot, thankfully.

“Cats are awful”

Imagine you are still undecided and agree with them both, but keep getting yelled at by one side. I imagine that might make you less enthusiastic about that side’s candidate. Unless you just love being yelled at, I suppose.

Baby blue and teal are really awful colors.

He’s used to eating at Stan’s Food Restaurant where the plates are edible.

Or just drag queens in general.

AND OBVIOUSLY RUPAUL

Is this a northeast thing? It's available at every ballpark stadium from D.C. to Bsoton at the very least.

Drizzling down your chin as you eat a burger? Mixing with your corned beef hash? Pouring its innards all over an Eggs Benedict? Why, the nerve! It’s like they want something that TASTES FUCKING DELICIOUS! You, sir, are the heathen in this situation. It sounds like your brains are just as scrambled as your eggs.

I hear Trump likes hard crumbly, flavorless yolks. You’re in good company.

So true! She’s amazing, Saved! is great, and I will always love “Candy”, because it reminds me of a time in my life when I could still wear butterfly clips and glitter sneakers EVERY DAMNED DAY and no one said anything. Now it’s all “This isn’t professional workplace attire” and “Please report to Human Resources”.

I knew her pretty well when we were kids. She was super kind and fun to hang out with. A rare “popular” who was nice to everyone.

Yaaaaasss. I love this movie like candy. I miss it so much that I own it on DVD. So I can watch it whenever I want!

This. This was the best movie of the decade.