In fairness, Jews are also intimately familiar with guilt because of the mothers. Also in fairness, Catolicas are used to interpreting silly rules relating to food because lent.

Hmm. Interesting. Let’s stereotype this and come to a conclustion.

My hips are way too big for that dress.

Thank you for pointing out that it’s polyester. I feel like places that used to sell decent fabrics are slipping in more and more shitty manmade fibers without altering the price point, and I feel like I’ve become my mom when I notice and am offended.

He’s already done that.

As a POC I don’t disagree with anything he said. At that point in time shit was like it was now but like 50 times worse. Black Community leaders endorsed this bill. HELL BERNIE SANDERS ENDORSED THIS BILL with his sorry not sorry reasons. And the black community does have some onus to take on here. Hindsight is 20/20.…

Your calling Clinton condescending is really funny. It is sad how your prejudice blinds you to your own hypocrisy. The BLM protestors are completely out of their minds on this. I will never vote for Hillary Clinton but this type of criticism is complete baseless.

Oh please. He defended his legacy on the fly to protesters which, while shady, actually has nothing to do with who is currently running for president. And as far as responding to protesters, this is one of the best we’ve seen so far this campaign season. Or are we ignoring the time that St. Bernie snapped “I’ve said…

Also a great HOOKER LAWYER name!

I’m completely not here for Hil, but this sounded more cogent than anything I’ve heard from either of them about this. Not saying that I agree, but it doesn’t sound unhinged. But also I’m at work and only reading the words.

I’M SORRY IS THAT DREAMBOAT RIDER STRONG FROM BOY MEETS WORLD?? HELLS YES!

My uncle went to law school with the Clintons and he said once a bunch of guys were standing around talking shit about girls and ranking them from least to most fuckable when Hillary happened to walk past and hear them. She kinda iced them a little and then one of the guys was like, ‘Well, aren’t you going to say hi…

Can we talk about how hilarious and brilliant Broad City was last night? The Mrs. Doubtfire story line cracked me up.

Birdie Sanders doesn’t need transportation that burns fuel and power and ruins the environment. He calls his woodland friends and a giant eagle appears to carry him where ever he desires.

Person 1: “I’ve got a solution that I bet all of us could get behind. We have a race from the Upper West Side of New York to the Freedom Tower. Bernie has to take the Subway and Hillary has to drive a car. Whoever gets there first, wins the state.”

This is gonna sound weird, but I’m always surprised by how pretty she was as a younger woman. Like apart from the deeply 90s styling, she was really pretty.

Interesting point, and I don’t really know how to get any actual data on this, but I have had the same experience. Every Hillary supporter I know (and I include myself in this) seems to be approaching this election from an incredibly pragmatic view. We want a good president, we want a Democrat, we think she is better…

I wish I could like this more. I very slightly favor Hillary, but I’d be perfectly fine with Bernie... I just wish each candidate and all their supporters would KNOW WHO THE REAL ENEMY IS. I get so fucking anxious when they (and, sorry, mostly Bernie, which makes me very sad because it was such a great campaign for…

Ok, so I had a bunch of white people telling me how minorities should vote for Bernie because he’s obviously so good for us and why can’t we just realise that??!!

I like this one