Sorry, but the anxiety I have over talking to literally anyone on the phone far exceeds my compassion for other people.

Seriously, Shaun can go fuck himself. I will go to zoos to watch the otters swim for 2 straight hours until the day I die.

The network that airs GOT in Germany accidentally leaked the episode titles for the rest of the season a week or so ago...someone translated and posted them on Wikipedia, but they were taken down quickly...but not before I saw them!

My mom still doesn’t let me talk about the fact that I live with my boyfriend (and have for three and a half years!!) around my Catholic grandparents. But then, in high school she made me hide my birth control pills when they came to visit, so it’s not totally shocking.

When it comes to anything delicate and/or squishy, a serrated knife is preferred because the sawing motion required to cut with a serrated knife is less likely to smush the fuck out of your tomato/loaf of bread/whatever else than the downward motion chef’s knives require.

My big, tall, white cis-gendered straight boyfriend has shopped there many times before, both with me and on his own. You will be more than welcome there!

Seriously!! You know what Adderall does for me? It stops me from getting into more car accidents.

See, I’m the opposite! I’ve always loved his music, both solo and with Ben Folds Five, but I feel like he might be an asshole? I mean clearly not all the time, because as you mentioned, he’s being a great friend/ally to Kesha, but the man has been divorced 4 times and he’s not even 50 yet, so you gotta figure…

I once saw a seagull shove a woman into a chain-link fence so it could steal her hot dog.

Last year my boyfriend and I spent a week in London, with a weekend excursion to Wales. We had decided to rent a car to drive from London to Wales so we could stop by Stonehenge on the way.

Considering Cersei hates everyone, I’d think this would make any scenes between her and Bronn even more realistic!

While I agree with that, I’d also argue that it should be impossible to eat a well-made Croque Monsieur with your hands.

Important variation: throw a fried egg on top and you’ve got a Croque Madame and the addition of runny yolk to your delicious carnival of flavor.

I spent a summer taking a class at Harvard extension school, and every morning when I walked across campus there were TONS of Asian tour groups, all excitedly taking pictures of squirrels.

I’ve watched both seasons of Catastrophe twice and am sitting here completely unable to conjure up the scene you describe. I don’t doubt that it’s in the show, it’s just clearly incredibly unimportant to the plot, and I’m baffled that you’re letting one gross throwaway scene put you off one of the best comedies I’ve…

The Hot & Sour soup recipe from her Flour, Too cookbook is one of my favorite things EVER.

PUTTING THIS ON MY GOODREADS.

Wallet, Kindle, keys, emergency pills (xanax & cystex), umbrella, tampons, lip balm, lipstick, lip stain, lots of loose change & post-it notes with old grocery lists on them.

He’s basically a merman version of Gronk, and thus I love him.

That does sound nice! I’ll probably stick with my current bank though, because they have a branch on the ground floor of my office building, and I am VERY lazy.