Thank you! I hope they listen, I’d love to be able to get smaller bills without having to go inside the bank and *shudder* talk to a person.

Tell that to ATMs.

It is 1000% a thing, I work at a book publisher and our coloring books are selling RIDONKULOUS numbers. One of our titles has already hit a million+ copies worldwide in the year and a half it’s been out.

I’m pretty sure I’d rip my entire face off before I let even the tip of his pinky finger touch it.

Her mouth looks like it’s trying to run right off her face so it doesn’t have to make contact with his weird creepy lips.

I would 1000% NOT be surprised if that was what is happening here.

Notably absent from this order is any mention of the parts of the law that disallow local governments from raising the minimum wage...

Same, except my response was “does she go by Girl Nathan to differentiate herself from Boy Nathan?”

The fact that both of them are ahead of Boston is a travesty.

I also had to do a double-take to confirm the presence of beautiful Sean Hunter.

This guy sucks for so many reasons, but above all, how can he be pissed at the wide variety of Chinese foods available?! The only bright spot of my office’s location in the hellhole that is midtown Manhattan is its proximity to both a Szechuan mala dry hot pot joint and an outpost of Xi’an Famous Foods.

I’m seconding everyone who has already mentioned falafel, hummus, and tomato/mozz/basil as options, but here’s one I haven’t seen mentioned:

Alternately, Patrice Furgeron.

SAME. I’m only like, a quarter Italian but the genes are strongest when it comes to skin/body hair growth.

Psh, that’s nothing. When I was in college they installed THIS BEAUT right in front of the Humanities building:

Yes, I would like to extend John Oliver an official invitation to join Red Sox Nation. His views on the Yankees will be most welcome here!

The hot honey from Pauli Gee’s is known as Mike’s Hot Honey, can be found in fancier NYC-area grocery stores, and is probably my favorite thing to happen to food in a long time. I am OBSESSED with it.

I absolutely love ordering in. It is a huge part of my life.

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I saw Deadpool at the Fresh Meadows theater recently, and I agree: there’s no going back. Those seats are FABULOUS and the armrests go up so that if you go on a date you can snuggle up on your giant reclined seats like you’re at home on the couch.