Rock of Love was my JAM. Bret Michaels is such a ridiculous person...add drunk strippers to the mix and that’s just good TV.

About 6-7 years ago the guy I was dating tried LSD for the first time. The first dose wasn’t doing anything for him, so he took more.

Right? Like, as a woman, I’d love to be able to guarantee non-creepy dude drivers, but as a woman, I also know that I would NOT want to be a female Uber driver in a world where creepy dude passengers can just order me up like a pizza.

This has been happening to ALL my favorite brands and it fucking sucks. I used to pretty much exclusively wear Anthro and J. Crew and now both have had major drops in quality and I am sad.

Uh, does that mean that when your friend gets cranky she feels like committing mass murder? Where the fuck else would someone get that idea?

According to the Associated Press, about four in 10 Republican voters want all undocumented immigrants to be deported.

I’m at Pats fan, but this made me laugh.

All of the Team Mouth people are insane, EYES DON’T HAVE TASTEBUDS.

one of those authentic jams that includes a pound of sausage and two hours of cook time

As someone who has successfully done this (messaged him first, we’ve been together 4.5 years so far!), this is what I went with:

I’ve been trying to convince a friend of mine of this for MONTHS. I am proof that this works!! I messaged my boyfriend on OKC first, boom, 4.5 years later and I have never needed the site since.

I go to London every year for work and have become obsessed with Nando’s. Delicious peri-salted chips, delicious mango-lime sauced wings...they really need to get up to the northeast, as this year will be my last work-sponsored London trip :(

No joke, between Men in Tights and The Princess Bride, Cary Elwes WAS my sexual awakening.

Gotcha! That’s fair, he looks a lot different now.

WHAT?!

Pft, a wrap? We haven’t even BEGUN to cover the Cape & Islands!

Even if no one else does, this Brooklyn-based Masshole will be there making enough noise for the entire stadium!

I was at the last game (used my dad’s company tickets to bring my Yankees fan boyfriend), and while you are right that the vast majority of people there were in pinstripes, I and the other Sox fans did indeed (begrudgingly, I will say) stand and applaud Jeter. If you’re going to show up for a game like this, you gotta…

Only pic I could find!

Coolio! Yay for learning about new things like eating moose.