That part I’m unsure about. I’d try it at least once though.

You made the right choice.

Totally. I consider duck to be the steak of poultry. And I NEVER eat my steak any way besides medium rare.

I would like to submit an application to be his friend as well.

When that one dude started clapping after they ruined the painting I almost died of laughter.

The article includes a picture of him skiing.

During freshman orientation at college I met a guy whose last name was Love and told him he needed to become a doctor, preferably some kind of marriage counselor, STAT. I told him under no circumstances should he become a gynecologist. Not sure if he took my advice.

I mean yeah, but as you say, it’s not the real world and all the outrageousness is done in the name of comedy. However bad they may be at their jobs, the point remains that those jobs definitely pay them enough to maintain their super modest/realistic lifestyles.

You don’t get what I’m saying. They CAN afford their apartments and lifestyles. You are talking about a problem that does not exist in this show.

It’s 2 sentences. Some shit will be left out.

It’s vague. The idea is, if you want to know more, YOU WATCH THE SHOW.

They both have day jobs. Why are you talking about a show you’ve clearly never watched?

They don’t live in Williamsburg, they live in Gowanus (Ilana) and Astoria (Abbi).

He was also in both Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp and an episode of The League. Kid’s making bank.

The latest movie literally has both of those though...

Right?! That was the most inspirational thing anyone has ever written. Why haven’t I been putting buffalo chicken dip on all my burgers?!

How is Jaime a Latin stereotype? Because he has an accent? Please explain because I’ve watched every episode of this series multiple times and cannot think of even one example of a time when he was written stereotypically.

Somebody get him 2 mugs

The way he smiles and repeats “Me!” is honestly one of my favorite moments in the entire series.

Right. Duh. Somehow my brain forgot that Canadians know about football.