I am really worried about being attracted to him.

@katastic: Do I have to go in the bathroom with you to taste it?

@katastic: @braak: Alright, you win, I'll have a pretend-booze tea party with the little douche and then crush his soul. But you owe me a round.

@magmalux: Seriously! Nothing like a fun, coked up Sunday brunching with the wife and kids. I would be dying to do vodka shots and chainsmoke like 52 cigarettes.

@lfw1031: Or some coke.

@katastic: Oh sure, throw me on the grenade.

Luckily, if a child molester ever came after her she could defend herself with her razor-sharp shoulderblades.

@braak: I like how he mentions that if women do happen to taste your drink and find out it's non-alcoholic they "freak out." Like, maybe the fact that women get extremely upset when they find out you do this is a sign that it's a bad move, dickbreath.

It is incredibly creepy that he sits there not drinking while his date gets drunk and actively allows her to believe that he is also impaired when he's really just stone-cold sober and waiting to take advantage of her.

Jezebel needs a rape-free tag for those days when you just can't handle it.

@ThaKadinskyPapers: Sluts, sluttiness, Slut Machine, and peace and goodwill toward sluts.

Thank fucking god.

@J.D.Regent: Novel. You mean there's a myriad of diverse ways to be sexy, not just one socially mandated unattainable way?

Oh my god, this ALWAYS happens to me. Worse than it seems to happen to anyone else. I look like a fucking clown when I drink red wine. Please, science, find the answer to this!

@whynotshesaid:@shutupitsmine: Yeah, it's the whole tone of this post and some of the responses. Porn RUINED sex, women don't want to do the kinky things men want to do, if you are a woman who wants to do those things you are trampy or insecure. You can find a sex act degrading to you, but you can't find it degrading…

@whynotshesaid: I just think we as women should try to be respectful of each other's sexuality, especially as seeing as its a very senstive, personal, and difficult-to-change part of us. I don't think any Jezzie should ever feel pressured into sex acts she doesn't enjoy, but I don't think I should have to read about…

@Lux Nightmare: I'm witcha, girl. I thought we were all a bit more third wave than that.

@whynotshesaid: I think you are vastly misinterpreting her post. There is no way she was saying that there's no big deal about nonconsensual sex.

@whynotshesaid: I don't think anybody was saying that they think nonconsensual anal sex is really hot.

@yidvicious: You are right about that. Porn has led the icky entitlement on the parts of men to things that many women may not want to do. And no woman should ever feel pressured to do anything she doesn't want to in the sack. I just think its important not to be judgmental about the acts themselves and those who…