@Jeremy: I always appear if you say my name in front of a mirror and spin around three times.

@Jeremy: You rang? My take is that the working girls will just move to another section and use more coded language. It's been mostly escort agencies in Erotic Services for a long time anyway.

Where I'm from we call 'em "cow fries." And they're delicious. I mean, when was the last time you had something fried that tasted bad?

They left out Clementine in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

"It's not weird, but it's different." HA!

@Richfourfour: Edie is such an asshole! On time she tried to sleep on my head. When I was tripping on mushrooms.

Prostitution coverage on Jezebel that doesn't use expressions like "fucking whores"? Could it be safe for me to come back?

My favorite so far. This shit makes me laugh so hard. I hate weed, but I love pot psychology!

@Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: I'll let you know when they come out. :)

@redheadedstepchild: I have never worked for an agency, so I don't know much more about the business model than you do. But I read somewhere that the booker got 10%.

Oh my gosh! I just read back and realized you were all asking about me. I feel like the belle of the ball. I'm not commenting on the Spitzer deal because I have indeed done a couple of interviews for various news outlets who have asked me not to comment until the stories comes out. Not only am I in no way involved…

Do we really have to keep constantly referring to sex workers as whores? I can say it, you can't.

Jesus Christ, how often do I have to look at this woman's sculpted thighs? Has she ever been in another fucking picture?

@MissSmithDrankYourVodka: I agree. The "skinny enough" comment pisses me off way more than this girl.

"I order mine from Fresh Direct!"

I cry when I get really hungry, too. It's embarassing as shit, so I'm hoping it's biologically related to blood sugar or something.

This reminds me of the time my Dad wrote a novel and the main characters were named "Mace Manley" and "Honey Hunnicut."

Ms. Prudence Dowdy! Why would even invite her over? She sounds like a drag.

Most disturbing part of this email: "Shit, it's still on your mothers MySpace!"

I LOVE ten.