@whynotshesaid: And just cause you don't like something doesn't mean it's fucked up. Works both ways.

@TempleDrake: Unless you like that too, which I do.

@SarahMC: I hope you aren't saying that a guy wanting to come on your face automatically means he hates you. Cause if I want him to do that to me does that have to mean I hate myself? Can't I just be kinky?

I like kinky porno sex, too. Porn has certainly fostered an expectation that all women are going to be into forms of sex that some women may find degrading or distasteful, but let's leave some room for alternative sexuality. I ASK guys to come on my face.

This is AMAZING.

The answer is clearly VITAMIN BEER.

They found the perfect way to get us to sabotage ourselves: Tell us we can do wahtever we want and be whoever we want, but give us an increasingly ridiculous series of hoops to jump through to keep from getting called "ugly" or "unsexy." Nobody likes to be called those things, and before long we've completely lost…

Pssst, they get us here with candy.

@TruculentandUnreliable: Yep, me too. I buy into all that shit, and I will fight 'ya for my right to play with all the tools of gender from makeup to high heels to razors. But when women on this site start enforcing that beauty standard by acting like it's gross or unclean or IMPOLITE?! not to shave, THAT bothers me.

@TruculentandUnreliable: Yeah, I'm with you. I shave my action and I don't think it's UNFEMINIST to do so, but let's admit that those of us who do this are a product of our culture's beauty standard. It bothers me when women act like it's all a matter of personal preference because that ignores the fact that body hair…

@SarahMC: Yeah, I'm always surprised by how judgmental people are about body hair on this site. I haven't been neurotic about what others think about my body hair since junior high. I shave my legs when I'm going on a date or wearing a short skirt, but I'm sure as hell not going to feel weird if the doctor sees hair…

I've never even thought about whether my legs were shaved or not while she was down there. Female gynecologists tend to be feminists and pretty awesome chicks so I doubt they give a shit.

Dodai, PLEASE unearth a picture of him! I bet he's a total creach.

@Mollyboo: I was supposed to be Mrs. Hannigan! Also still bitter!

@serreca: Yeah, Grease is the first really dirty movie most little girls are allowed to watch. I think that's why they all loooove it.

I found myself actually looking for the giant beehive when the video came on, like it's a distinguishing characteristic she was born with or something.

I wonder what our reaction would be if PETA did this with Oprah or America Ferrara or someone larger and made them look as distortedly fat as the Olsens look skinny here.

@J.D.Regent: I definitely plan to foster, and stories like this are the reason why.

She can come live with me.

@SarahMC: You always say what I'm thinking but more coherently.