@SarahMC: Exactly! Nothing drives me crazier than guys who feel entitled to comment on how good or bad women's bodies are. Just because she's not to your preference doesn't mean she looks bad! There are plenty of guys out there who WILL prefer her, so just shut the fuck up and go look for someone who does fit your…

@mipsy6: YES, that should be the only rule you need. KEEP YOUR COMMENTS ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S BODIES TO YOURSELF. It seems so obvious, and yet?

@TheFormerJuneBronson: Oops, that was supposed to be @soleil-moon-pie.

@TheFormerJuneBronson: Ha, Kyle Smith spoke to one of my journalism classes in college and he is a total mouthbreather redhead.

I don't mind when guys have a personal preference for skinny women, but it seems like those same guys always think their preference is the only way to be attractive. If they would acknowledge that other body types are just as attractive to different men and that there's nothing wrong with that it would be fine.

I love my big chest, even when it turns normal tops slutty, makes me look 10 lbs heavier than I am, and severely limits my cute-bra options, because DUDE, who doesn't love big bouncy tits?

How come I have never heard of any of these books? They just don't make enough fucked-up shit for kids anymore. I think that whenever I watch Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, too.

@wigglepuppy: Ok, is it ok if I bring home company?

@wigglepuppy: yes, please!

I like the green ones. They make me think of yummy rockabilly boys with pompadours and cute outdated wallet chains. What? I have a thing.

Hey, but it's also available in a brown model. At least they're not racist.

This is unrelated, but don't her bangs look just like Catherine O' Hara's in Waiting for Guffman?

You're like the Sherlock Holmes of 90s sitcoms.

Why DOES Kim Catrall sound like that?

@ThaKadinskyPapers: Which one do you like best?

Hey, as long as we're fighting with each other, we'll be too distracted to fight about anything that actually matters, right? Like the sexist, fucked-up state of the world.

Not to mention their clear promotion of threesomes: "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends"? WHORES!

Wow, she looks so much hotter, even with that LA mommy face she's making.

I feel bad for the girl he's seeing who's so "amazing" that he has no problem trying to pressure other women into having sex with him.

Oops, Jenny's name is Laura. EDS!