Look at those cats creeping out of the Cat Cottage all stealthy together. Methinks its the feline version of the No-tell Motel.

I'd add parents with small children/babies or people of either gender who just look really frazzled and exhausted to the list of who I offer seats too besides preggers and elderly.

@guyismyguy: Watch it with the p-word. It's not the model who came up with that feature, I gaurantee it.

@jessy ratfink: @guyismyguy: Yeah, one of those men's magazines had a thing where the pit the half-naked model against "your girlfriend." And she answers questions about how she loves threesomes and never gets jealous and eats chicken wings all the time or whatever, and you mark her against the "your girlfriend"…

Oh my god, the third picture down in the Daily Mail article is the best example of cokeface I've ever seen.

I'd rather be the person who makes the dirty balloon figures at Lucky Cheng's.

@fulana.de.tal: No way! I even know the whole rap: You got Em in the place who likes it in her face, you got G like MC who like it on an Easy V doesn't come for free she's a real lady, and as for me, ah you'll see!

Oh my god, I just had a brilliant idea for the next Jezebel meetup: karaoke.

@bess marvin, girl detective: I did, too. Sorry Anna!

Somebody get this girl in a goddamned church basement, like for real. Amy, I know it's scary, but there is coffee and hugs there.

@hamburgerhotdog: Damn, I actually can't do any of those dates. I'm thinking we might get a better crowd if we wait til after the holidays.

@hamburgerhotdog: You mean the URL of the old evite?

@hamburgerhotdog: Yes!

Ok we really need to do another New York one with week-AHEAD announcement like this one.

Women are great at math. We keep running calorie totals in our heads all day and can calculate discounts in seconds. We just don't bother with math that isn't useful to our lives.

@marie123: That's the point. You may like to think you're capable of preventing stranger assault, but you're not. You may feel that way because you have been lucky enough not to be victim of it, but you and the rest of us actually have no control over random and senseless violence. We have to stop comforting ourselves…

I would wear that skirt every day it it was a little shorter. Which is would be, because I'm not 3'4".

@meaghan2k: What did the website have to do with her getting abducted and killed?

@katastic: Fucking A. Sometimes I just feel sick reading reactions like this.

@the.bleach: Tall with a big rack here, and I literally cannot walk 2 blocks without the jeering or yelling or somebody showing me his dick. I have tried to figure out why I seem to get harassed more than other women I know forever, and now think I just stand out more due to my height and jugs and unusual hair color.