There is one word for her: creach.

A KABOB?! I'd like to shove my hand up his ass and make a puppet out of the guy who made that comment.

@Wing Chun: LOVING "action." In the same kind of context, I also like "business," "junk," and "stuff."

Vajayjay has gone the way of fellow hilarious comrades in arms "douchebag" and "I just threw up in my mouth a little." Tonight, I pour a little out for vajayjay.

@PetiteDemoiselleRouge: I hardly ever wear pants. Is that weird? I have nice legs!

I've had good and bad experiences. The guy has to really know what he's doing and there's no way of knowing whether or not a guy DOES know what he's doing because all guys claim they do when they're trying to talk you into anal sex. Also, a smaller penis helps.

@SarahMC: Me too. Is it any wonder more women are on antidepressants?

I can't help it. I think JO is hot.

Moe, did you write this?

I know I need to get laid when a panda suck-face looks hot.

She totally has coke eyes!

The really scary part is that the actress who played the older sister in that movie was murdered by her boyfriend, he confessed, and he only went to jail for 2 1/2 years.

@rednrowdy:

@SinisterRouge:

I'm secretly thinking about hopping in the shower and dragging my sick ass to the city anyway. But I want you guys to think I'm pretty!

I feel like such an asshole. I organized the damn thing and now I'm sick and can't go. :( But I am really hoping the rest of you still meet up and organize a next time I can come to.

@BLKGRL:

@xay:

Maybe if we learned how to express our righteous rage like men do, we would get mad when we were frustrated or when someone treated us badly instead of bursting into tears. Until we teach women that it's ok to get angry, we'll just continue to turn that shit on our own selves.

I charge 10-12 dollars for babysitting. For 16 I won't even look through your shit.