I just cry and eat ice cream.

If I spend that much on an 8ball, it better get me high.

Fit blondes in bathing suits on both covers? That's so different from every other women's magazine ever.

Remember when he was on Proj Runway ogling the underage models?

@warmaiden: Or cholera! I hated it when my brothers Assface and Buttmunch died of cholera.

@Archetype:

The saddest thing is that one the site she says she got HSV Type I, meaning this dude might not even HAVE genital herpes. He's immature and a douche if he really refused to talk to her about the situation, but considering that some statistics say like 80% of people with HSV don't know they have it, I don't think it's…

@lfw1031:

I would totally nom nom on that.

I want to put their toes in my mouth. I can't help it.

@BLKGRL:

@BeSarcastic:

@BeSarcastic:

@svreader:

I think it's sad that now everyone feels the need to list the salaries of their loved ones who are suffering. I don't need an income tax report to mourn loss. Rich people and poor people can both be touched by disaster.

INSECURE. She needs to be the fantasy other woman to feel good about herself.

Getting fat is like #3 on my list of reasons to get married, after tax breaks and decreased risk of STDs.

There sure is a lot of fisting and mouthing going on in that jail.

If I could get away with hookers and booze during the work day, I would too.

Maybe it's just nature's eye life: sleep.