@Mollyboo:

@flackette:

I'm a Goblet. I'm weirdly top-heavy; my boobs and stomach mean I wear a full size or sometimes two bigger in tops than I do in bottoms. I have no curves at all on the bottom- no hips, flat ass.

@AnnaBanana:

@rednrowdy:

@bowlingfordollars:

@BiscuitDoughJones:

@SinisterRouge: Alice? Layne? Marilyn?

@ForeverBlueGirl:

@rednrowdy:

@Mollyboo:

My name is sweet, not sexy. But what I really want to know is what makes a name SLUTTY? Why do all strippers go by names like Destiny, Angel, Mercedes, Candy, Crystal, and Bunny?

@SinisterRouge:

@langtry:

@SinisterRouge:

I wanna see the Mariah tattoo!

@bowlingfordollars:

The sad thing is that The Biggest Loser contestants get so divorced from reality that they're crying and disappointed when they lose like, 5 lbs in a week instead of 20. Five lbs is a huge amount of weight to lose in a week!

I feel shame that I have inhibited the bullet-like sperms of the world with my giant dried-out eggs.

@ak1: