@BiscuitDoughJones:

Every day I get closer to just flipping out with an Uzi in some largely male-populated place. They're ASKING FOR IT.

I just got my first shot yesterday!

But was it a good workout?

@shuffler:

@SinisterRouge:

@shuffler: @Jackie_Earl_Daily:

But I thought John Fitzgerald Page was the Worst Person in the World.

@Jackie_Earl_Daily:

The cowboys in the Southern state where I'm from have never heard of the clitoris. Everyone I slept with in my adolescence thought they could pound my vagina into orgasm.

@SinisterRouge: @leMaldeTete:

@SinisterRouge:

Updated NY Jezebel Commenters Invite:

@SinisterRouge:

NY Jezzies, please click for Happy Hour Invite:

@ThaKadinskyPapers:

NY Jezebel Commenters Happy Hour evite below:

Unrelated, but I'm gonna post this in a couple threads...NY Jezebel Happy Hour meetup link below:

Ok, here is the evite for a NY Jezebelles Happy Hour:

Maybe this Friday for NY jezzies?