Before people kneejerk at the title and think Win10 is somehow more awful at playing games than the versions before it: this only applies to games bought off the Windows Store. All other traditional games (like ones bought off Steam or installed from a disc) work just fine, and more or less exactly like they would in…

“Oh, baby, I’m sorry, you know how I get, I swear I’ll never do it again!”

There will be no children at my wedding, but even if I were okay with them being there my reception is being held in a brewery, so Idk if they would allow kids or not.

I banned kids at my wedding, but that was a personal choice, not a venue requirement.

I believe the person you’re referring to meant that the NAME “Spartan” is cooler than the name “Edge”.

Haha, well that’s the general message I hear, but it’s not usually conveyed with such eloquence.

That would be a great insult to yell at someone. “You’re a vastly annoying inconvenience!”

Right/Left Brain dominance is a complete myth.

Guy volunteered to serve his country, uncovered a betrayal of American values in the security apparatus, and blew a whistle. Where is the treachery, exactly?

So what size of trump t-shirt do you wear? L? XXL?

I’m just glad to see Nic Cage back in a big movie. I’ve been silently rooting for his return.

There’s a demon on the desk in the last picture. I suggest evacuation of the premices. I’ll stay to ensure it does not follow you.

My first thought was, “Holy shit! They have Ultralisks now!”

You just killed its friend!

You are definitely missing something. Maybe you have the most amazing smart TV ever but I have used tons of them and they are all worse than any PC (slower, glitchier, worse picture quality, unresponsive controls, slow seeking/scrubbing). Unless you know exactly what you want to watch, and you plan on watching it…

Wow, and it hovers!

Does Adam know this is a thing? Because he keeps writing like he has no idea!

sooooooo true