I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

My earliest memory is of hating my cousin. It was her first birthday (so I was 2.5) and she was getting all the attention and smashed cake in my grandmother’s face and I thought she was just being so freaking childish.

My sister is an insufferable narcissist whose entire purpose in life I’m fairly certain is to make other people feel bad about themselves.

Hi all — I hope you had a great Thanksgiving, American Jezzies. But if you didn’t…. here’s your thread to complain about uncomfortable things various family members said to you at Thanksgiving!

See, all I took away from this is a sudden craving for sloppy joes.

FULL METAL KINJA

The SS Constitution. Sank on its way to being scrapped.

Would you say Debra is... messing with Susan Sarandon?

In the ranking of who to blame for a Trump presidency, Susan Sarandon is pretty fucking far down the list.

Anxiety Monster: this woman is not your friend. She is your abuser. It is OK and normal for you to feel love for her, because that is what abusers do; they exploit the good impulses of their victims (that’s you). Otherwise, they wouldn’t have anyone to abuse. You wouldn’t stick around for it.

My fear for you is that she would take over your wedding. Not necessarily with her presence, but your fears of what will happen and how to get around her difficult personality.

I haven’t struggled with drug addiction, but a friend of mine came into a large amount of money, and then proceeded to party it all away in a couple of months time, doing way too many drugs. I didn’t see her during that time, and was absolutely shocked when I saw the result. She went from being literally the smartest…

The link in the first sentence goes to a Gawker (R.I.P.) article explaining both.

Are you trying to audition for The Walking Dead? Krokodil. Do you want to get naked and shank someone and use their intrails for a jump rope? Flakka.

The question that I often have for people is this, if the USA is such a great place why are so many people here medicating themselves numb?

Reported effects: Murderous rage, paranoia, ultra-violence, running around screaming

I don’t drink so someone will have to tell me: is looking at the photo the same as the “beer goggles” effect? Because I feel like it is, but I have no proof.

He looks like Odo from DS9.

Sidenote: why does the Washington Post have an election party?

She’s rolling in her grave. Also, while we’re criticizing WaPo, their coverage of Bernie was just the worst.