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Good point

He’s on the brute squad...

Not totally though. Key factors:

you can be a martial arts bad ass but if the guy you’re trying to fight makes you look like a child by comparison, you’re fucked.

In a real fight, the Mountain would MurderDeathKill McGregor so fast, it wouldn’t be funny. Talking Ronda Rousey fast. He moves very light for such a big man, and is insanely strong. Any of those times that he grabbed McGregor would have been the last thing McGregor experienced, shortly before being folded into white,…

Yeah. I mean there’s something to be said for size not mattering as much in a fight, but there is definitely a ceiling to that notion. Regardless of skill, you’re at a pretty good disadvantage when the guy you’re fighting could chuck you across the room one handed without even thinking about it. There’s also the issue…

You imagine that every night?

He’s trained in the art of shrugging off your attacks as he calmly snaps your bones like if he were preparing kindling for a camp fire.

Technique is better than raw athleticism. However, when your opponent outweighs you by 100+ pounds and is 18” taller you can throw all that technique out the god damn window.

And loafers if I’m not mistaken. The Mountain that Dad Fights!

Obviously they’re not going all out here, but it’s still funny to watch the hesitation in a guy who knows that if he landed a punch at even close to full force, it might literally kill the other guy. I feel like it would be scary to be that strong.

Are they not actually frightening though? I am an atheist and a skeptic, but some of the stories that I’ve read on Jezebel during the past few days, both from this year and prior, terrify me all the way to my logical core... Many have logical explanations, but others not so much. Don’t get me wrong, the real life…

I just spent a glorious hour reading the terrifying stories someone linked to on reddit about all the creepy shit a Search and Rescue officer supposedly encountered during his career. And I suddenly remembered something that used to scare the piddle out of me. And I’m gonna talk about it here because it stands a…

What kind of loser ghost haunts an apartment that is only 350 sq ft? When I’m a ghost I’m haunting a big ass mansion or not at all.

If you’ve spent any amount of time on Liveleak, which stupidly I have, you will see that many armed robberies of jewelry stores involves the jeweler unlocking cases and displaying product, at which point the robbery is initiated. Walking in with guns held high is a risk, especially if the display cases are unbreakable…

Here is a story that I have not shared before because honestly- it creeps me the fuck out. I don’t like thinking about it. I don’t like the things it implies about the nature of the universe we inhabit, and it fills me with existential dread. It also happens to involve a friend’s suicide, so it’s not the easiest thing…

I was raised Southern Baptist. We didn’t tell ghost stories around the campfire growing up. We told possession stories. And we believed in them because demons are biblical. I remember having lively debates with my friends about the biblical case for demons and how not believing in them means you don’t believe…

Over the summer I took my son and his friend on a ride at the local fair. My son has Down syndrome, which is relevant to the story in that he doesn’t have the sort of fantastical imagination of his peers. Said differently, he doesn’t make shit up. As we were sitting waiting for the attendant to buckle everyone in my…