Also, is no one else concerned that this rally looked like something out of Deliverance?

After the wrong player was ejected, one of the assailants was kept in the game to commit another personal foul. That gives me the impression that the coaches were quite okay with what was going on.

Right! Did Jesus need to hand over His hard-earned money to park His donkey after riding into Jerusalem?! Get it together, people! Don’t pay to park, #PrayToPark.

I will not pay my parking ticket then because it’s not right. I don’t believe in parking meters.

“The question of what instigated that is what we’re trying to figure out,” Laing said.

The “drop ID in the mail” thing is technically true, in that the post office treats the ID as non-mail found in the mailbox and makes an effort to return it to the owner. At the library we regularly get packages of library books that someone dropped in a mailbox, and with only the library stamps as a guide, they’ll…

the kid in the blue...innocence lost....

Maybe I’m rusty from being away for so long, but I have no snark for her. I legitimately feel sorry for her. To feel so trapped that you can’t leave your husband after you find out he’s molested 5 little girls, most being his sisters, is a horror I could never imagine. His infidelity is just the sick cherry on top of…

This supports a theory I’ve long had that when some people go to a restaurant, what they’re really paying for is an opportunity to treat another human being like crap. The food is a bonus.

I used to work for a music producer who would get her power-trip stroked by sending back the food. Every. Single. Time. It didn’t matter what she ordered, where she was eating, or any other variable you can think of. This was just her way of saying, “I can bend others to my will” (probably because she wasn’t even on…

Dear dining public:

Brutaler.

You don’t think that helping poverty will also help stop crime and make no enforcers less paranoid? I do. Also minorities have a million problems not relating to cops.

You’re actually defending this?! He walked with MLK for gods sake. There were so many better targets and they pick him? So yeah, Sanders can’t save black people and should no longer try.

damn. I need to find out who her dermatologist is.

You don't like clowns?

If Ariana Grande isn't a baby, then why did she sing the word "baby" that one time and then again that other time?