Thanks, but I get mistaken for Terry Crews all the time.

Auto Exec “ Let’s take a perfectly good station wagon, jack it up, add some ugly lower body cladding and charge a shit ton more money for it! Guaranteed those jerk-offs on the Upper East Side and Southwest Connecticut will be falling all over each other to get one!”

“I don’t spend my free time watching the NFL, just clicking on, reading, and commenting on a sports blog’s articles about not watching the NFL.”

I voted no and it was incorrect for not calling me a fucking liar.

Wambach did the interview as part of the press tour for her autobiography. I’m guessing that Gross used information disclosed in the book. I haven’t read it, I could be wrong.

I mean it’s Terry Gross. She’s basically a radio Freudian so she’s going to ask you all about your formative years and your sex life.

“Sunday’s game was a boring 3-0 shutout loss.” A true statement if you know shit about baseball. The deliverer of that shutout loss was Alex Reyes, 22 years old, the top pitching prospect in baseball, and owner of a 101mph fastball, brutal changeup, and a 1.03 ERA.

In his memoir, Corey Feldman said Haim told him someone raped him on the set of Lucas. So I thought of Charlie Sheen (who is in that film), and then laughed because lmao at him being a family man. And then I thought: Martin Sheen...and I was like faaaaaark.

Martha Stewart worked her ass off to become Martha Stewart. Starting with baking muffins, selling them in offices and later opening a catering company. She built an ACTUAL billion dollar empire, not one based off of “how much I feel my business is worth today” Trump accounting. She also didn’t inherit $200MM.

Um, maybe she was distracted because she lost her father on Friday?

Way too soon. Really?

Can’t help but feel the response to this “joke” would be less positive had the genders been reversed.

Sandberg is the poster girl for “feminism” for rich white women with trust funds and nannies. Like I’m not surprised, but it’s kind of a bummer.

With a name like Bronson, he should be out killing hipsters.

it’s cool and all, but i personally, am for building regulations and enforcing them. renting a non-code compliant space out on airbnb doesnt sit well with me.

You know what kind of government worker is the most frugal? The one that’s out of a job because government has been abolished and replaced with good old fashioned self-reliance and feudalism.

*Looks out window at the fully loaded Cayenne Turbo S parked next to my Mini in the Dorm parking lot*

Nothing like making a shitty joke-that's-hardly-a-joke and then walking it off with a stupid footnote.

I think the Cayanne Turbo is the new Range Rover from Carmax... the depreciation is right and there should be enough expensive stuff to break that the warranty will be worth it. Doug, it’s time to trade in the RR

Scientists now report that Rosetta detected complex organic molecules in the dust surrounding its comet.