I wish it was. But that would make it too sensible and it wouldn't sell. 

Not many I’m sure.  Though that they call it 20' LONG makes me think its more similar to something like the predator drones the military has, and the number that are that size AND able to travel 100 mph is even smaller.  

How many civilian drones are 20 feet long?! Or am I just completely out of the loop with drone technology? 😂

So the title is “Where have all the good vans gone” which I assume is a reference to Paula Cole’s “Where have all the cowboys gone”. Yet the subtitle is “I need a streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds” which is from Bonnie Tyler’s “Holding out for a Hero”.   What is going on here?

An object specifically designed to be camouflaged at night by using light absorbing flat paint.

Mansory taking offense and criticizing someone else’s choice in vehicle modifications unlocked a new level of unawareness above influencers, so there’s that.

I feel seen. We limit screen time for my almost 3 year old, but we somehow have developed a bedtime tradition of letting him watch a few videos on my phone before I read a book and put him down. These freaking Cars videos haunt my dreams.

I think that it is ok for neighborhoods/ cities to want a peaceful environment. I don’t think that “unmodified” vehicles should be exempt from sound enforcement you should be able to short shift/keep the vehicle in a higher gear to keep the RPMs down. There is a difference between driving a loud car and being…

Jaywalking is a thing because the automotive industry poured a lot of money into turning this into a car-dependent nation.

Boring people will say to swap an LS in it or some crap, but the correct move here is to installed a twin-cam Lotus engine, a fiberglass front end with no headlight openings, a speedster-style windscreen, and Wobbly Web wheels with Avon slicks.

I’m all for Max leaving.

I don’t know that, because of all the people I’ve met (including some Jewish people) who use or endorse that phrase, not a single one views it as “a direct call for the area to be cleansed of Jews.” It is a call for Palestinian freedom. Israel is the sovereign authority over Gaza. No one else has sovereign authority…

I’m willing to bet good money that these stupid fuckers backed the car to the point where the water reached the bottom of the rear doors or higher, and and it started floating, and then it showed them the warning, and they got out while the car was floating away.

Angry Jeep Wranglers outfitted with all the things for the zombie apocalypse. Really it is mostly the grill here, but the 2 usually go hand in hand.

This is a great point. These premature infants should not have taken those hostages, and even though I’m generally against the death penalty, these premature newborns committed a war crime when, as premature newly born children who can’t walk, talk, think, or do anything except be a passive recipient of life saving…

Enjoy starving for 15-20 hours while pissing in a bottle and shitting your pants!

Btw, great work at actually being the parody of “I need it to be able to drive 700 miles at 80mph while towing 5000lbs without stopping” irl.

HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY SCREENS MY APARTMENT HAS?!

Having suffered a TBI almost 20 years ago, I would happily pay $5 million to never have to go through it in the first place. And that’s without the trauma of hearing the train coming and being faced with near certain death. 

Comparing the tolerances of a single use can with 1 moving part to EVERY PART of an automobile you intend to mass produce is pretty dumb, and his teams probably shared a laugh at that throwaway comment.

It was the least-disguised GM commercial I’ve ever seen. The chase scene in the middle of the movie especially kind of stopped the whole thing dead and functioned just as an EV Blazer ad.