In what way are money managers and stock pickers not a bunch of motherfuckers?

I was too busy thinking about the drugs.

WON’T SOMEBODY THINK ABOUT THE GUNS?

He's in deep shit because his right to own a firearm will never be restored? Huh?

Oh lovely, this is the first I’ve read about Chris Brown fans blaming the woman who called police. They would, wouldn’t they?

Do the Chargers think anyone is buying their side of the story? Do they think they are going to bully him into accepting a bad deal by getting the media to badmouth Bosa? Did they think Bosa was not going to respond and just roll over? Are they really that arrogant and stupid?

A stolen car from Scotland? Now I have an opportunity to use this gif

This is gonna be a great pilot episode for my new show “Law and Order: Special Vehicles Unit.”

You just got Jalop’d and screwed.

If you can afford a Tesla you probably won’t even notice the $500 extra. I’m surprised they didn’t jack up the price more than that to be honest.

Maybe they’re just planning next season’s marketing push: “Get your tickets to see that Hamilton play!”

“I won an Emmy for playing a woman dying of leukemia on L.A. Law, starring Harry Hamlin and Susan Dey.”

How about the inverse? I’m a man who’s partner enjoys pornography. It’s had absolutely zero impact on our relationship.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

Because it plays on a colloquialism?

It’s the testosterone.

Well researched. Well written. If your out of the job next week you should send this to Algaezeera. They’d love it.

We need to ask the serious question. Are the Chargers a Hillary Clinton plant designed to lose?

When reached for comment, Rams owner Stan Kroenke denied being behind the decision to edit out this portion of the speech. Said Kroenke, “It wasn’t me. I’d never take part in a cover up.”

chem trails too!