Great, now I am going to have to pay more attention to my bookshelf and make sure it isn’t communicating with me.

Blair Walsh Lived A Kicker’s Nightmare

It always sucks when a player gets blamed for a loss in the final seconds of a game as if the first 59 minutes didn’t matter. I know that it’s his job to kick routine field goals at a high percentage rate, but it’s also the job of the offense to score more than exactly 0 points throughout the rest of the game.

Good post. The thought crossed my mind that semi autonomous cars will be the bees knees for us jalops. I don’t think autonomy is avoidable. It’ll come standard on Ferraris and flying cars no matter how much enthusiasts bitch. I just hope they make cars compelling and enjoyable still

I don’t take a lunch break because my asshole company wants me to stop the clock while I’m lunching, so a “9 to 5" is really either an “8 to 5" or “9 to 6.” I have a family and other parts of my life that I like a lot, lot more than my job, and I have a commute through some of the worst traffic in the country. I grew…

I had requested medium-well...

Thank you. Almost nobody brings up the lack of representation of Bears at the Academy awards. Did you know that, as it stands, there have been over 1700 acting nominations in the history of the awards and only 23 have gone to Bears(Meryl Streep, Claude Rains).

wait wasn’t this a ‘thing’ on jezebel last year? is that why it’s passe now?

These tops would have made that movie so much longer!

Pretty sure that’s a Lotus, dude.

Hey that’s no fair! I’m also never not feeling myself, but instead of a “God Bless You,” I get “that’s inappropriate” and “please leave the church right now or we’re calling the police.”

“Why don’t you come with me girl”
“On a magic carpet ride!”

Not a car enthusiast. A warranty arbitrage enthusiast.

Oh boy, a late Christmas present from the big man himself!

That's nice they designed the pop-top so the flames could be safely vented.

When I worked in food service about two decades ago, I was explictly told that marrying anything wasn’t allowed because you couldn’t guarantee that the old product would get used before the new no matter how much you try.

“They get the new bin and empty the old on top of the new.”

And it’s a convenient misapplication of facts! The CITY of St Louis is in the shit, and had been for a long time. The population and economic weight of the area, however, resides outside the city - in places like Clayton, U City, Ladue, Creve Coeur, and others. Does anyone genuinely think that Cardinals games are sold…

“Any NFL Club that signs on to this proposal,” the application says, “will be well on the road to financial ruin, and the League will be harmed.”

The owners and NFL see dollar signs in LA, and that’s what they’re all about. But I HATE the fact that the NFL allows this to go on. Teams trying to leverage new stadiums or public financing show their true stripes and the bottom line in all of this: the fans don’t matter because there are different fans somewhere…