spasmodic dysphonia - she’s out for voice treatments a few times each year. I think she’s adapted remarkably well to her current condition, (I think it only started a decade ago) she uses very concise and deliberate statements to get the most out of her guests. Kinda reminds me of Bob Dylan in that way.

I’m sure if you asked him, he’d prefer to get paid 500x median income to play a nonviolent sport 80 nights a year over regularly fighting others to the death for the privilege of subsistence living, but I guess it’s not up to him.

I just listened to call me al 6times and then listened to this clip a few more times: I think you’re definitely right regarding the first humming bit. During the second part I think he might be riffing on Rock and Roll, Part 2 (The Hey Song) by Gary Glitter. And I swear that the third portion is Satisfaction. But it…

But... these are both red.

I test drove one and was not disappointed.

“the benefits in image and performance credibility”

Me too. I’d never want one myself, but I can appreciate the quality of execution.

I knew someone whose husband had a landscaping business with a few bobcats. What would he do on weekends? Make up bobcat challenges and hold bobcat competitions with other bobcat owners. If you’re playing with work equipment on the weekend, it must be some fun stuff.

what am i looking at here?

Forkception?

Yeah, definitely an all-time favorite:

Well Trebek, your mom told me she likes it a bit

You’re a hero just for trying. E+++++

I’d meant that, but considering how quickly it got flagged it must have been taken in the worst way possible by some jalop.

I feel bad about this one, so I’m going to edit it.

You don’t need to be TheWeatherman
To know how much his wife blows

Called it. Where’s my free salad?

hario halogen beam heater with a vacuum boiler on top:

Maybe the implication is that you need to buy three sandwiches and eat all three sandwiches.