That was the wording that got me, even more than “Melania’s got a son.” Who describes their child by saying “that’s a beautiful young man”??? That’s something you’d say about an acquaintance’s child. He describes Barron the same way he describes one of his hotels, or the chocolate cake they serve at Mar-a-Lago.

falling for the empty rhetoric and false statements again... folks kinda feel sorry for you.

Don’t you dare compare Trump to a pedophile with the barest connection to reality who was shielded from all consequences due to his money. Michael Jackson could sing and dance remarkably well, whereas the President is terrified he will topple down a flight of stairs.

That would make his infatuation with Ivanka only slightly less creepy.

I will say all of his kids look like their mothers but I wouldn’t really say any of them bear a striking resembles to their father.

Trump knows Barron as that really tall guy who hangs around the house and does no work.

words good saying, not at

If Trump is anything like my dad (he is), then children only serve two purposes: to kiss his ass and do stuff for him. Baron and Tiffany don’t do either, so they aren’t considered children.

I would truly enjoy nothing more in life than to learn that she banged a porn star and had his child instead of orangey procreating more offspring.

I think Trump Sr thinks Barron is one of Don Jr’s kids. He’s pretty close to the same age as them.

We’re seeing this policy enacted solely because Barron got busted with some off-brand Juul pods, no?

How so? People are still going to kill themselves with smoke, but as a bystander I’d rather they smell like raspberries than tobacco while they do it.

The President was quoted as saying “Melania is not my lover. She’s just a girl who says that I am the one, but the kid is not my son.”. After which he donned a fedora and a single sequined glove before moonwalking out of the Rose Garden.

He’s got the best words... he just has no fucking clue what order they should go in half the time!!!

Trump, after Barron graduates college: “I have this son, Barron, and many people are saying he’s an expert at the cyber. It’s someone I’m hearing about more and more.”

I mean, Melania totally found Barron’s Juul pen. That’s why this is happening, right?

It seems Trump feels for his family as he does about the rest of us, so that’s some consolation. 

I too have trouble remembering where I got my trophies from and why.

Poor Barron. Hopefully Trump dies before he’s an adult and that saves him from the manipulation and abusive behavior. It would also save the country. I wonder if Barron even knows this is his father or if Trump would even recognize his son? 

Hey, I just learned what a finsta account is. Thank you for educating us olds! Also, Barron is probably better off not being noticed by his father.