You are entirely correct. There are places to eat food, and they are called homes and restaurants.

You fail on both points. A car is not my grandmother’s sacred living room that was kept as a museum. It’s a tool and will be used as such. As for Barq’s, no, just no.

The "no food ever in cars" along with the strong root beer brand bias leads me to believe you are at least 90 years old.

I make a 12 hour round trip drive at least once a month, you better believe I’m taking something to drink and snack on along the way. 

YEAH! GIT SOME BROTHER!1! 

And gravity

Only Republicans, son, only Republicans, the real supporters of the red WHITE and blue.

There are still enough people pointing out that it’s the THEORY of evolution...

This is big: “regardless of what happens with U.S. regulations, it’s clear that Europe, China, and other major vehicle markets are going to pursue drastic fuel reduction standards”

I don’t understand how anybody can argue climate change. the evidence is overwhelming, but everybody thinks they know better. Speaking of which, I have to spend the 4th with my mother in law who thinks we faked the moon landing.

It’s a common straw man argument. Often put out there by the same people who insisted same-sex marriages would destroy western civilization.

My favorite argument was by a guy named Frosty Hardison who turned up at a local city council meeting to argue about global warming. He said that it was all explained in the…

Your first warning sign should’ve been that he thinks the Earth is only a few thousand years old.

HEY NOW: We don’t deny climate change. We just believe that billions of humans emitting trillions of tons to CO and other greenhouse gasses not only has zero effects on the planet God runs, it’s a LIBERAL PLOT TO TAKE OUR GUNS.

Those pesky auto companies, embracing science and engineering, what’er they thinkin’?!

“Early in our ownership of the Buick one of us (me) spilled some A&W root beer on the center console.”

Most magazines rated them very high at the time. I remember one particular magazine comparing them to the BMW and commenting that if they had the roundel logo, they could sell for twice their price.

...if i had a million dollars...

A K-car: a nice Reliant automobile!

Always some fool who posts a high-speed lane splitting accident. No one is advocating this behavior.

The driver who struck the two other vehicles was issued a summons solely for driving without insurance.