I tried to talk the wife into bidding on a local bloodmobile that sold for a few hundred dollars at auction here recently. Apparently it’s “creepy” and we can’t build our own RV because we have “a toddler” and “jobs” and “a bunch of other projects with no recent progress.”

You are very funny. Love this. Never gets old. Like me. 

Ok—(cracking knuckle here). Bus owner here. I know you already moved on from the bus ownership idea. But it is do-able. You gotta go into it informed. The best site is www.skoolie.net. Tons of great info-everyone is hands on people that can build their own stuff. And they happily share advice.

The best part about buying your own bus is that you can piss yourself and smear poop on the seats and NO ONE WILL HAUL YOU OFF IN HANDCUFFS!

That and crashing a Camaro on a press drive. 

I mean, headlights are a wonderful invention 

I believe many cities might have started putting lights on major highway to see better at night. A recent change, you understand.

He needs more fiber.

He was pooped when he wrote that. 

I’m assuming that PG will never live down jail time for speeding.

This. After the Experian breach I kind of gave up. My data’s out there and there’s sweet fuck all to be done about it, so I can only keep an eye out after the fact. 

Aw come on.. House fires only happen to unfunny people.

I rented a Pacifica and a Grand Caravan GT on consecutive weekends. Loved the response of the Pacifica, the GT drives fine once you start but took forever to take off. Besides the driving, the Caravan has an infotainment and cluster that looks and feels like it is from the late 2000s.

The biggest downfall is the best looking tupperware doesn’t come on the lower trims. Look at the bumper cover differences!

I’ll say it, I don’t care, I love the Pacifica. It looks great, it drives great and is very well put together,

They sell like half a million Ram pickups a year.  I think that’s pretty profitable.  Especially if you spring for the goofy stitched leather that Torch hates so much. 

They actually added more features to the base model. I see this as a win. 

You said it already. Fleets buy them. Why stop making the Grand Caravan if it's still one of the best selling minivans?

Video title says Veyron but I’m pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

Well, shouldn’t it be called the Charger SRT Hellcat Widetire then?