Nah, that is an old cheap one.  The bumpers are where the money is at.  Those alone puts him in the black.

Renting the trailer to go get it probably cost him more than $40....

You see things not as how they are... but how they might one day be. If only more people looked at the world that way and saw things that could be better with a little elbow grease and put in the effort to make it so.

To be honest, I didn’t buy this machine because I thought it’d yield good writing material (after all, I’ve already written a series on a junky Wagoneer). I bought it because I simply love everything about it, and couldn’t resist its lure (especially considering its price).

It is honestly a miracle more people weren’t killed.  You watch the video, and it’s is horrific; I was sure when it happened he’d killed multiple people.

In Ohio that’s considered rust free

Look at this way - it’s going to provide him with tons of material for columns, which is how he makes his living.  As a car, as a project, it’s a nightmare.  As creative fuel for the job that pays his bills it’s not a bad investment.

Most valuable vehicle in his fleet with that thing.

A “Free Jeep” is only free to acquire. Nothing about that POS is going to be free to make it usable. And after spending money and time to make it usable, you’ll still have a rusty POS. The correct answer was “pass, thank you”. 

Good news, though!  the Braking Controller has a Street Value of $40, so you are already in the black.

Arthritis and explosive diarrhea!

Remember that Nazi who cried on camera when he found out that the police were looking for him after the Charlottesville march?

With physical ailments that are painful but never life threatening.  Because, you know, mercy and stuff. ;-)

I’d imagine he’s banking on a pardon. After all, Trump thinks he’s a very fine person.

How about, he lives out a long miserable life behind bars, then just before he dies of natural causes an executioner rushes in and hangs him. Seems fair.

White supremacists by their world view lack empathy, remorse, and they see those they hate as less then nothing. Yet he wants leniency. He illustrates that those with that ideology are often cowards at heart. Why not just get it over with since he’s never going to see the light of day as a free “man”.

I think they should hang this bastard myself.  And all of his Nazi buddies too.

I agree with your first sentence....fuck that guy.

“...under federal sentencing guidelines he’s expected to spend the rest of his life in prison.”

I wonder if his lawyers have told him that there’s no parole for federal crimes.