General Mattis, now SecDef, is a scholar, philosopher and an ass kicking general. I cannot imagine him allowing our military to degenerate into the puppets of a totalitarian state.

+1 draft pick lost

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

75% is his voice. He’s got a good voice for doing sports; it’s a bit low and gravelly, but not weirdly so. It’s the kind of voice that does “this is serious, but it’s also a game” well. A big chunk of the man’s appeal is that any damn bullshit you spout in that voice will sound cool, and he proved it for decades.

“I’ve met worse people. Idi Amin. Ted Bundy. Chris Berman was also a human being.”

This is the payoff on the long con of typewriter inventor Jerry Qwerty.

Everybody knows you don’t work in Buffalo for the independence or the authority or the football or the ability to influence the direction of a team. You work in Buffalo to enjoy the weather.

Classless would be Iowa trying a buzzer beater up 11.

There’s no chance that wasn’t on purpose. Pro-level shade.

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

Perrys Who Should Run the Department of Energy, Ranked

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

Damn Hi-Liter truthers

The required evidence is significantly different if he isn’t considered a public figure (which is a ridiculous claim by Briles)

Watching porn & beating off is not a competitive sport.

“That Russian aircraft carrier is under attack!”
“Negative, sir; it just does that.”
“Oh.”

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

Yeah Teats!