He’s been reading his Psalms so hopefully he can hit psomething.

“If fucking Shep McCallister scoops me on this I’m done. DONE!”

Its a chronic issue with them.

“Act like you’ve been there before”

No, it’s not horrendously ugly. But it looks like bland from 10 years ago.

The SS only appeals to people looking a non luxury sedan with a big engine but that one will notice, at an hefty price.

So Ben Roethlisberger didn’t explicitly say no, and Donald Trump took that as a yes? Interesting…

The California Highway Patrol used Camaros and Mustangs for decades. The Camaros specifically for stretches of isolated highways in places like the desert were speeders were most common, and often the distances needed to turn around and catch up to the offenders were so great, acceleration and top end speed was that…

“Kornheiser didn’t immediately respond to a request for comment made through WTEM management.”

Counterpoint: Ken Starr is a slimy, lying piece of shit and he absolutely read that email and did nothing and/or directed the football program to cover it up.

I know that must have been a horrible interview for Starr, but look at the way he’s dressed. He was asking for it.

The greatest prank Dan Gilbert ever pulled was convincing the world that his immature high jinx, and not his predatory loan empire, are his most odious quality.

...or what Cub Fans called a Felix Pie...A Shawon Dunston...a Rick Wilkens...a Gary Scott...a Jacques...*starts twitching*

He sounds more self-aware than most. Plus he has a cute little puppy. I say woke bae.

Explain why it's normal to harbor resentment for a player who was clearly your favorite living player at the time.. That's like screaming at your peanut butter captain crunch in the morning but eating it every day.. Oh yeah, grasshopper, you hit publish on that?

He cycled all the time in his playing days

Maybe he needs to instill some of that assholishness into Giancarlo Stanton so that he’ll stop swinging at pitches that bounce in the dirt three feet before home plate.

"At their request, we've changed their names. Let's call them Bryan and Sean."