I should mention that I was already low-key obsessed with Kasey Musgraves

Well, one of them is DJ Kahled, but who are the rest?

And the reason the city is covered in human shit and used needles is because of those limousine liberals fighting against shelters and affordable housing.

You misspelled Market Basket.

This what happens when you don’t invest in your front line workers and facilities.

I feel really badly for their employees, but Stop and Shop is awful. I’ll only shop there if there isn’t another grocery store within 20 minutes. 

They’re fucking awful and they’re getting worse. In NY they just bought out the King Kullen company. They’re renovating all stores and reducing the selection of nearly all products, and their staff who were already hateful people panicked about the company they worked for are pretty much checked out. Treat their…

I’m annoyed that I just gave that website a click. 

I remember watching “Early Edition” with my parents when I was a kid. My parents, who are so different that my current friends refuse to believe they were ever married, both liked it, and it was nice family time promptly before I got old enough to think family was, like, so lame.

The average table was about 8-12 kids, splitting three orders of fries between them. You’re on the money about them needing every type of sauce we can conceivably bring them (they stopped asking when I started charging for sauces). Then, when the four dollar check would come, they’d always have either a $100 bill that…

Vegan cats are cheaper because they are dead.

I’ve flown four million miles on virtually everybody— and can never understand the love for Alaska. Flying them out of LAX is an operational nightmare.

Nope. You’re stealing their labor.

You're a fucking jerk.

But we currently inhabit the world where servers and other folks are not paid a decent wage, so...tip.

I'd claim the Male artists on Billboard's Country Charts aren't even Country.  The industry rediscovered 70s style corporate rock schlock and it's all went to hell since.

Yeah, my S.W.A.T.-prank-themed baby shower was a total bust.

A simple Google search of one the copy pasta above sent me right to the Epoch Time, a pro Trump clown journal about as reliable as Fox, Breitbart and Infowars.

Plus if everything really is the same they can just buy the cheaper men’s version but they don’t.

I dont like screens in my car.