1st gear:

You’re pretty bad at jokes, Janet. Especially when your first post obviously wasn’t one.

Condemning the disabled to languish inside a NYC taxi seems cruel.

-make a reservation and no-show
-get told you can’t have the time you want the next night
-show up the next night at that time anyway and throw a fit

at a work dinner many years ago the president of the company and my steak got mixed up. I was four bites into his well done steak when he started to complain his was rare.

I think you’ve hit it right on the nose. If he can scrape together a few more bucks, it might even be worth ponying up for a gen 2 (or so I hear).

Did you then take turns throwing phones and binders at each other?

Some people just like being mad.

#disposaled

and it wouldn’t be OK if you were a servant or a babysitter.

You’re a server, not a servant.

This was my experience serving at Big Boys as well. Every table tipped either $1 or $2. That’s it.

Really REALLY sucked when I was only being given 3 tables in the back of the smoking section, without a rush, because they overhired. Then they would get mad when I didn’t claim at least minimum wage on tips. They…

Sorry, this is not M squared.

Thank you. It’s so much worse than being an election scandal or whatever, it’s awful and unprofessional abuse from someone in power over her employees. it should be talked about as such.

Rosa: Hey, you should run. Going to meetings, writing stuff down. You love that nerd stuff.
Amy: Writing stuff down is nerdy? What do you do?
Rosa: I just forget stuff like a cool person.

Sure there is.  If he hadn’t defeated the safety features the car is supposed to fucking stop.

I found this helpful and entertaining. I never would have found this on reddit and if I did, I would have had an issue distilling it into an easily consumable package. 

I prefer the e brake next to the seat, personally.

I’m very much this type of cook - I make an effort, don’t mind when my fiancé tells me what went wrong (it’s more important to me that he not lie) and I think it’s made me hold my own cooking to a higher standard. And I hold myself accountable when I think it didn’t turn out as good - my fiancé will even reign it in…