...and the “Most Predictable Reply Comment in the Universe Award” goes to...

Leave it to an abuser to not handle getting beat.

With great speed comes great responsibility.

“Just don’t have a wreck, and they’ll be fine.”

Did not need to see this picture of the top of Ballaban’s head this early in the morning.

When Road & Track livestreamed the view from their office, I naturally thought “this is dumb” and then proceeded to watch it for fifteen minutes.

We are going to find out this is a PR stunt in 3... 2... 1...

I wooden touch it even if you’re aspen nicely.

Magnets....how do they work?

I knew things were bad when you, the man who owns 4 Jeeps, bought that Honda Accord as your winter car.

And yet, for some reason, Doug refuses to make this his next car.

Forgive us if we believe that complex economic issues deserve ***context***

Ranchero SHO with the 385hp AWD would certainly appeal to me!

How to calculate a trade-in value like the average car shopper:

This is fantastic Kinja.

You cook on a grill. A grille is what’s on the front of your car.

You can’t make that claim without backing it up with facts.

People who like things I don’t like have inferior genitalia.

That was awesome. Loved it.

There's only one merit badge I offer, and it's for doing burnouts.