With great speed comes great responsibility.

“Just don’t have a wreck, and they’ll be fine.”

Did not need to see this picture of the top of Ballaban’s head this early in the morning.

When Road & Track livestreamed the view from their office, I naturally thought “this is dumb” and then proceeded to watch it for fifteen minutes.

We are going to find out this is a PR stunt in 3... 2... 1...

I wooden touch it even if you’re aspen nicely.

Magnets....how do they work?

I knew things were bad when you, the man who owns 4 Jeeps, bought that Honda Accord as your winter car.

And yet, for some reason, Doug refuses to make this his next car.

Forgive us if we believe that complex economic issues deserve ***context***

Ranchero SHO with the 385hp AWD would certainly appeal to me!

How to calculate a trade-in value like the average car shopper:

This is fantastic Kinja.

You cook on a grill. A grille is what’s on the front of your car.

You can’t make that claim without backing it up with facts.

People who like things I don’t like have inferior genitalia.

That was awesome. Loved it.

I’d probably go with a much newer WS6 for the same price. You still get flip up headlights, you swap the targa for a T, much more powers and torques V8, better handling, 6sp over a 4, faster, same parts and aftermarket availability.. Oh and a hump back seat for all that love makin’ you’ll obviously be doing

“I would like to buy your [insert $25,000 car here]. I have great credit - like a 459 - and I make good money - $900/mo on disability and $3000 on the side for which I get paid cash and have no proof of. I also have a suspended license, so you’ll have to put it in my girl’s name, but she don’t work, and the insurance…

There's only one merit badge I offer, and it's for doing burnouts.