Yeah, maybe I’m biased, but I’d rather see her buy a Chiron than pretty much any Lamborghini.

• Mid-week happy hour date nights are awesome.

I could obviously be wrong, but could this be explained by the fact that millennials are more likely to live in urban areas, with Gen X split, and Boomers more likely to live in suburban areas?

They’re not exactly impossible to find, but I’d kill for a few more 4%-5% saisons.

Congratulations, Marnie!

Never mind. You got me there. I forgot property values trump all. Silly me.

Maybe, and I know this could sound crazy, so hear me out. Maybe San Francisco could recognize that artificially limiting supply when demand is so high is a recipe for disaster. And maybe, just possibly, that could mean changing laws in response to that.

Deal.

Personally, I find it a little funny that my local Ralph’s has an Italian food aisle. Most other grocery stores are like, “It’s pasta. What could be more American than pasta?” But no, this store separates the pasta and pasta sauces into their own Italian foods section.

My general rule for food is that if it’s good, it’s good. Instead of telling me I shouldn’t have put sour cream in my cornbread, tell me specifically what you didn’t like about it. But also, you probably can’t because that’s a darn good piece of cornbread you just ate. The same goes for regional pizza, machine-made…

I still can’t get past the fact that this made it through editing without cost, price, or budget showing up once. 

I started doing this because it seemed to give me a better, more reliable sear. But the lack of smoke is something I didn’t even think about.

I’m so white, I make Casper look tan, so I’ll leave it to other people to outline ways to be a good white liberal, but I’m preeeetty sure it doesn’t involve doing what this guy wants to do.

This is good advice for dealing with certain family members that disagree with you on politics, but you should 100% end your friendships with Trump supporters. You have to be a bad person to still support Trump in 2019. Period. We can argue they should have known from the beginning, but any conservative with an ounce…

Boo!

* command+F “cheerwine” *

Too bad hangry people never seem to be able to keep their hanger to themselves.

Yep. And it sticks with you, even years later. The only way I could ever get abs like I had when my wife and I first met is to go back to being broke and malnourished. But even though I know I’m much healthier now, there’s still no silencing the voice in my head that constantly tells me she’d be so much more…

I still wouldn’t call it an excuse, but it is interesting to get some sort of explanation of why certain people think it’s ok to be mean when they’re hungry.

I get it. Flying is expensive. Not everybody has a ton of money or a huge credit limit. But if you want special accommodations, you should be willing to pay for them.