The entire “article” just boils down to, “I don’t like cheesy humor or the way he looks.”

With the exception of the people who work at the corporate office, I’m pretty sure most people who have ever been inside a Stop & Shop would be perfectly happy to fire that entire company into the sun.

Again, if we accept peanut butter, why can’t we accept oat milk and cauliflower rice?

I think you may be confusing Guy Fieri with Gordon Ramsay. The former is well known for being an all-around fantastic guy with an odd sense of fashion. The latter made a name for himself abusing people and encouraging other chefs to do the same. 

That sounds...objectively terrible

Did they also all need like 17 different sauces, each one ordered at a different time even though you asked them last time you were at the table if anyone else needed any more sauces, but no, the little shit didn’t need two honey mustards then, he needed them five minutes later because of course that’s how it would go?

Yeah, it’s ridiculous. But places like NYC are full of ridiculous people willing to spend too much money on ridiculous things.

I was always a fan of using turbinado sugar instead of white sugar. You get just enough of a different flavor that it makes you pause for a second and enjoy it a little more.

10/10 chance the person behind this campaign owns a ton of Popeyes stock.

No, it was wonderful

But food is good...

1. I accidentally ordered a much larger bag of Sichuan peppercorns than I thought I was ordering. So:
1a. Please share tasty Sichuan peppercorn recipes
1b. If any tasty Sichuan peppercorn cocktails exist, please share those

2. How to Smoke Delicious Barbecue on That One Propane Grill Your Apartment Complex Has for…

I don’t know how no one stopped Kevin from winning this one by such a large margin. But all of you failed.

Come on, now. Matt Walsh isn’t a conservative pundit. At best, he’s a professional world’s worst opinions-haver.

I think the thing that really ground people’s gears wasn’t the fact that an 18% tip is too low. It was the suggestion that tipping less is a good way to save money.

SHOCKER!!! SPENDING LESS MONEY SAVES YOU MONEY!

On its face, this looks sexist. But when you remember that finding a stray chest hair in your beer only adds to the experience, suddenly it all makes sense.

In that case, revoke them. Otherwise, we’re saying bribing and cheating your way into college is OK as long as you don’t get caught before you graduate.

As a guy who got really into beer back in 2009, I can’t be thankful enough that I didn’t have the money to become a Real Beer snob. 2009 me flush with cash would have been insufferable.

Good. Now do the same thing to all the other students involved in the scandal.

Thanks, Kate. Now you’ve made me miss Golden Pantry’s breakfast biscuits.