Prince’s batdance thing sure.

Duran Duran’s “The Reflex”.

I want to say something hip that’ll receive a bunch of appreciative nods, but I was most likely 5 at the time and it was probably some Weird Al video.

Thriller and Money for Nothing

Thriller.

Something something egghead likes his booky book.

yikes

My sex number is $200.

Oh Spidey: You so fine? Or MENACE TO SOCIETY?

Chris Hardwick is a goddamn treasure!

At a time when I’m feeling pretty low about the state of AVC, at least I know I can count on somebody to quickly and without prompting reference an obscure bit of trivia from the marginal 1989 Howie Mandel vehicle Little Monsters.

I am not a crackpot.

Barb would be a pretty gross action figure.

Barb would be a pretty gross action figure.

I would. And I am amazed at what Patton Oswalt looks like today!

A friend in college introduced me to her family’s holiday “green salad” recipe — lime jello made with the heavy syrup from canned pears instead of water and then mixed with cream cheese, whipped heavy cream and pear chunks. It may be a culinary abomination and quivering green heart attack on a plate, but goddamn, it’s…

Would you say that Patton Oswalt DESTROYED Trump with a single tweet?

He’s like the Kinja of presidents: Ugly by design, never wants to work and is preoccupied with making everything a white space.

Or feed it after midnight.

perhaps they are saving that for sweeps...