the two of us was fixin to fornicate!

so airfare and accommodations for one? even cheaper!

no, that's THIS AIN'T FROZEN: A XXX PORN PARODY

Last chance to drain the main vein

—Marilyn Manson

too bad this family found out For Whom the Pee Streams

by "hung out with them" you mean she checked their vitals when they came in for the pre-tour physical?

*Daddio shrugs shoulders*
*Metallica plays theme to Curb Your Enthusiasm*

something something Dave Matthews' tour bus

WHOOP WHOOP

"…at a Metallica concert this past Friday, August 4, at the University of Phoenix stadium."

of all the times to get out of jury duty

The AV Supper Club

I'll buy that for a dollar!

*projects MILF porn into sky*

SICK BURN, BRAH!

if that's the case, we celebrate Obama Day all year long!

i'm sure President Tweet will find a way to equate Obama Day with the rising murder rate or gang population. Sad!

zing

don't forget to shart your white pants first