Chorizo is fool's sausage. Admit andouille's superiority in all facets or we will throw hands, Burneko.

I just showed this to one of the Prosector's in the office where I work. His response was "Ah, well... thanks Vine." I guess if you're going to be an ass and post it online your butt is going to get burnt by the law.

So you're blaming the girl for getting hit? Why not blame the guy for being such a stupid f'n idiot?

You don't even know these people's lives. That girl could've met him 5 minutes before it happened. Damn. Let's not hold assholes accountable, now—they're assholes!

we suspect that this—a contract governing everything from relationship to pregnancy to termination—is far from uncommon in pro sports.

Transphobic insults: SO ORIGINAL.

Both Lady Gaga and Lana Del Ray became successful through nepotism and minimal talent, so I don't see her point. At least the former can play the piano and dance a bit.

Is that a stripe of war paint, a shit smear, or a failed attempt at contouring?

Some researchers suggest that behavioral addictions, like sex, porn watching, gambling, are closer to compulsive disorders than to addictions. While there is not tolerance or dependence for behaviors in the same sense that there are for substances, those behaviors result in stimulation of brain chemicals for which…

This is an insult to anyone working in a creative profession. Do they have any idea how difficult it is for an artist to make a living? Oh, and by the way, you have to drop whatever you're doing as soon as the labor pains start, which includes any "real" job you'll have to pick up in order to put food on the table…

Oh dear god. These two sound like a nightmare. Imagine she ends up having to have an emergency c-section...they'll probably spend the rest of their lives agonizing over their "damaged" experience or something. Fuuuuck.

I think I have the perfect photographer...

I am SO glad they are original (not cliche).

Yes, I was just thinking of sex addiction in the same way one might think of a "food addiction." Food is a normal human need, and we have normal physical drives to govern hit. The same is true of sex, though obviously, sex can be gone without more easily.

Ick. This is like the couples version of those creepy "fashion photographers" who offer to take models' pictures "for their portfolios" but not pay them for their professional efforts. "But they get experience with ME and a couple of photos by ME. Did I mention MEEEEEeeeEEEee!"

"Wow. I guess I didn't realize I was a militant feminist for not wanting to be forced to or assumed to want to have children. Does this mean I get a hot pink bazooka?"

Um, amazing. This woman sounds like a badass.

Fa'real? You honestly feel this is organic to her? I'm not even tryna snark, because I'm thinking about Justin Bieber and how people call him out for his ridiculous ass "urban" transformation. At least Usher has been a part of his career since the beginning. She's rich. She's white. She was on Disney. She once claimed…

At first, I strongly disagreed with this article until I got to this line: "She can play at blackness without being burdened by the reality of it.." Now I get it. As a white girl who grew up in, what i have always called the 'hood, and was the only white girl around, these things didn't feel like black culture or…