This is where the ugly lives. Right here in her mind.

I dress like the people I admire. My favorite philosophy professors always wore comfortable shoes (Bass sandals are so cushy!), cotton t-shirts, jeans, maybe a collared shirt or a skirt occasionally, maybe a pair of slacks. My nails are bare, like Judith Jarvis Thomson's, and my hair unbrushed like A.J. Julius. I'd…

That .gif is hurting my hangover.

If contouring were blackface, what would Coco's Dorito-contouring be called?

Last night I got drunk with my husband and ate the rest of the baked macaroni and cheese straight from the baking dish. I would have done that if I were stoned, too. I'm just destined to do that, weed or no weed.

My husband has a friend who developed a brain tumor and the first thing she lamented (on facebook) was her weight gain: "I no longer have my 5'7'' 110 lb starving artist figure now that I'm 130 lb!"

My sister is like this. I come from an attractive family, but she was the one with the large breasts/tiny waist, long perfectly wavy chocolate hair, where the rest of us are mousy with little teeny-tiny boobs. I have to say, she's been skating on her looks her entire life. She's always had men falling all over…

Yeah, honey, I'm proud of my very happy, very awesome 20s, and that includes being smart and mature enough to enjoy myself freely. And your notion that you can't be proud of "unproductive" activities is such enormous bullshit, I wont even touch it because you KNOW it's bullshit. What makes you think I didn't learn…

OMG, guys, let's make it impossible for companies to patent anything!

You mean, really-hates-racism-but-kind-of-ok-with-homophobia-MizJenkins? No, I don't know if she's on twitter.

Most women don't embrace the term 'slut shaming' and think it's extremely moronic.

Am I the only one here to likes the word "slut"? I can't be, since this article was written by Slut Machine. I would never call a woman (or anyone) a slut in a bad way, because to me, the word does have a meaning, and that meaning is: sexually free and has lots of partners. Neither of these things are bad. I had the…

It really depends on the cat. There are cats who can and will kill birds, but there are also a lot of cats who really can't and wont kill birds. They're lucky if they get a mouse once a year. If what we're concerned about is the birds, then it really depends and owners usually know if their cat is a good hunter.…

I don't even want kids, will probably never have them, but I could watch these all day. At the end of this video, I am open-mouth smiling like an idiot. I wish there were a youtube channel where I could watch this kind of happiness, excitement, and love all day. It's just so fucking beautiful!

Does anyone feel like they're outgrown their name. I have a name the suits a little girl, but doesn't really suit an oder women. As I get older, I want an older-sounding name. I've been thinking of going with "Joyce." Anyone named "Joyce" is a good person to go to for advice, and doesn't ever bullshit. I'm being…

She is very thin, and she has no "booty." She is lovely and all that, but let's not pretend that that is what "booty" looks like.

I'll admit it: I liked the dress. I wasn't crazy about the gloved portion, but I thought the print was romantic without being upholstery-inspired. I know, I am the only one. I thought she looked beautiful.

Having a deviated septum is no joke. I had one, and I got a nose job. While they were fixing my septum, I had them do some cosmetic work. A septoplasty is much harder to do than a regular rhinoplasty, and it costs more, too. I don't hide the fact that I got a nose job (and this weirds people out—they hate it when…

This guy would really hate my workout regimen. I walk. I walk fast, and I do it multiple times a week. Nothing has been able to sculpt my ass and legs like walking. Before I started speed walking, I had no hips, but walking gave me muscle tone around my ass, on the sides, where hips are. And now I have a curvier, more…

That Daft Punk track is fabulous, but I wish they had picked a different vocalist. Pharrell is not a good singer, and misses the mark over and over in this song.