Just because the article is long doesn’t mean your comment has to be.

What he did 17 years ago doesn’t give him carte blanche to do what he’s doing today.

Maybe if we get to quadruple overtime Game 7 we can have a Chris Paul v. Draymond dick-punching contest, with the first one to yield costing his team the series.

When I’ve injured hamstrings in the past it wasn’t a matter of finding the resolve to play through the pain, it was that the goddam leg just did not work. Apply numerous caveats here: old, fat, not a professional athlete, not especially competitive.

The judge was won over by his pussy hat.

Shameful. It’s not like he was trying to buy a taco or something.

You are correct. 6'6", nobody’s idea of an athlete, and I could dunk in my 20's with enough clearance to do a two-hander. Brady could dunk all day and probably still can.

Maybe times have changed but when I worked at a ski resort the heavily male gender ratio limited opportunities.

This is much more of a testament to the quality of Kevin Love’s outlet passes than to anything Lebron did there.

Watch the age cutoff.

Usually reading this list is the highlight of this Timberwolves fan’s season.

Something black with Jaeger and ouzo that a German insisted on stirring in a pot for a long time.

I think you land somewhere after Mitch McConnell on my party invite list.

It’s also true that more people would be better off if Internet trolls put their troll-time into part-time jobs and donated their paychecks to food shelves and the homeless. Very few people, and I am not one of them, are solely guided by life’s highest virtues.

So you’re saying he’s actually scared shitless of losing his mediocre job?

It’s simple. His district doesn’t have a phantom pooper problem, therefore his district is outperforming its peers, justifying his generous salary.

Having defended insurance companies for too long, none of this is surprising.

The executive suite is not a parking lot, Mr. Brandon!

At least Arvydas Sabonis’ claim to greatest Lithuanian basketball player is safe.

It’s actually a really good company for social responsibility in addition to making high quality products. They go way beyond the minimum necessary to make good works part of their marketing.