I didn’t even realize James Dolan was the police chief in Las Vegas. 

I bet anything he gets convicted...wait! No I don’t.

That was my thought also, but has any evidence been provided of ticket purchases? Any evidence he attended that many games? Surely such an avid fan would have photos and memorabilia and could name a few other peeps he paid for their season tickets. This story reeks. In addition the additional loan is odd and makes…

1099K’s are issued by Stubhub if someone has $20,000 in gross sales or more than 250 sales during a calendar year.

And he will totally provide evidence in 3...2..oh, wait -look over there!

Yeah his fucking bros just all decided to pay him back at once. That’s totally believable. 

The Colonel puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that’s makes you crave it fortnightly... and makes you non-racist

Nah, she’s not among us. After they went back to that Wal Mart, one of the managers there mistook her for an employee and asked why she wasnt at her register. She dutifully donned her apron and set to work, and she’s been at that register ever since

I believe the theory is that the implicit ending is every bit as racist as the overt statement.

“...Police responded to a home invasion at a residence on Hickory Pass near the Cherokee County line.” They arrived via stagecoach, 4 days later as the river was difficult to fjord in the rainy season. Of the 4 responding officers dispatched, 2 perished en route due to dysentery. 

Austro-Hungary would have a pretty dope team

Putin: *invades and conquers Croatia*

Oh wait, you mean THE Ohio State University. Yeah, I knew all about that stuff.

We all drive the same 6 cars, so the stickers are the only way to tell which Subaru is yours in a parking lot of 600 triathletes!

Jon Snow?

Sure, you love the basketballs, but let me tell you about another man who “opted out” on a Friday, came back on a Sunday, and met with his followers.

Out of curiosity, what’s your background in contract law? 

Also, and I forget this every 4 years between WCs, the high level club game that has been beamed into our houses for the last few years is a faster/cleaner/higher tempo style of play.

Exactly. I don’t think it’s possible to watch the first few games and think expansion is a good idea.

So, I'm telling her that if she doesn't return the mink, I'm gonna lose my shit, right? You know what she says to me?? "You think I can't just get another one of these from Mookie or Doc?"