European Union! 3 hour delay equals 600 Euros.

He didn’t want to come back. The Okafor family elders summoned him back to avenge their name.

I’m thinking that the FBI has never been cooler than it has in the last year.

Gives Eric Moussambani a run for his money.

How much can he expect to earn for the next few years from sponsorships and product endorsements?

You named your penis Adrien?

The female skater pretending to be blind while her partner shows her the world was a nice follow-up. Her hand gestures...like blackface but for blind people.

That and the pressure of having to provide for his children.

That’s nice they let him stay home for Christmas week in 2016. Usually you have to build a bit of seniority for that.

Chuck? Nah, block!

My four-year-old asked me if people can shit out their dicks last week. And now he’s writing you. I love Montessori.

I broke my coccyx playing broomball.

No, you use broomball shoes.

Somebody explain the cut of those pants to me, particularly in the leg. Why so many folds?

I’d settle for just treating them on parity with everybody else.

This is going to mess up his knuckle pushup routine big time.

That would involve reciprocity and some degree of interest in another person. Not possible.

And if someone high enough up, say from the University President’s Office, or the General Counsel, or the Public Relations department, calls up and says “hey, let’s hold off on sending out a bill for a little bit,” there’s also an option available to stop the automated billing.

Just reading this, holy Christ am I glad I quit playing. PTSD.

He’s going to make a wonderful coach.