It looks like one of those “fill in the sign” meme-generators.

Good kinja.

The team statements read like a paraphrase of Augusta National membership policies 15 years ago.

Unlike politics or “entertainment,” the saving grace of sports is that there is an objective winner. At some point Lavar will have to shut his pie hole.

Can we get a mid-January expose on parents who didn’t respond and what was more important than supporting their children?

Not to be a nitpicky asshole, but you need to flip “more to” in the last sentence. Otherwise outstanding work!

In my experience tearing the rim down is more about hanging on the rim too long than it is being especially powerful or athletic. Why do I know this? Because I’m about as unathletic as I am tall, and in the 1990's I lost my visiting privileges at the American Embassy in Nouakchott, Mauritania, after I tore the rim…

If there were good records of alien encounters wouldn’t Trump have had to let the information slip by now?

Nothing can travel faster than light given the alloys we know how to make.

He really hid it well. I’ve seen no evidence of an addiction to substance at ESPN for years now.

How about a spoiler alert? Jesus.

Native Minnesotans love this shit, and it most definitely is shit. Super greasy, square, under-seasoned, and guaranteed to show up at any work-sponsored lunch in a good-sized office. Carbone’s is another example, and equally shit.

I am a casual fan and I found it jarring enough to affect how often I’d go to a game. For the first quarter I thought all the bellowing was a drunk guy in front of me, not Thibodeau 100' away.

This trait is embedded too deep in Thibodeau’s personality to fix. He’s out of his chair the whole game, as close to the scorer’s table as possible, and screaming in this smoker/bullfrog voice — very unpleasant to listen to, from across the stadium.

He needs to meet Neil Schwartz. This could spawn a whole new genre of self-help genre for average frustrated gamers.

It is absolutely not a coincidence that Viagra is going generic on the eve of a snowstorm.

I wonder what animal he will choose to become.

Or get the intern to deal with it.

This is not a car story. Sorry.

He’s going to go to a lot of graduations and meetings, I just hope he’ll be able to attend pain free despite his past decisions.