1 for every 2 cylinders and an additional for the wiper motors.

Easy there, the last thing Walmart wants to do is alienate this guy - he’s exactly the sort of customer they seek to cater to.

Maybe he did.

Speaking of sad things, look at this picture, which remains the saddest picture I have ever taken:

Pinky toe ALL THE PEDALS

... go 30, and slam on the brakes.

This President’s Day, indulge in the true luxury of the Lincoln Mark VIII, just like the man who invented it—Abraham Lincoln. 

I’m glad that they chose to do whatever they did to repel a person like you from the community.

It’s not on fire.

The exception to the exception, of course, is wrapping your car to look like it was sticker-bombed. It’s like those guys that spend an hour every morning gelling their hair to make it look like they’ve got bed-head.

Engineers notes: test vehicle performed as expected.

Idk, some of them can be pretty awesome.

I trust my instinct that I wouldn’t be able to hold conversation with someone whose car is covered in bumper stickers. When I see a bumper sticker - even just one - on a newer luxury car, I want to slap them. It’s like buying a fancy piece of clothing, and then purposely staining it with a favorite food to show…

Found near by.

Totally unmolested 2004 WRX STi.

So I guess I’m never getting to work again, huh?

Texas Man is like the Special Forces version of Florida Man. You don’t see him nearly as often, but when he shows up, the destruction is far greater.

Oh man. If I win the lottery, like Fancy Kristen levels of wealth, I will buy this, an Alpine and a new Ford GT (somehow) and die happy (likely in a fireball of my own making).

I did the same thing as well. Either way she didn’t leave any time from hitting the truck to opening her door. I don’t think she even looks up the road.