cole2999
Cole2999
cole2999

I’m just here for the hot takes.

I had no idea slow down was an option in some states. In New England its move over or take the ticket

Eh, close enough...

That’s why I always huff the fuel nozzle for a few minutes before filling up to make sure its hi-test. You can never be too safe.

I have a dozen of them in my car, have to stop every 50km or so to drain the gas tank before it overflows

Hi Nicholas:

headline is wrong... clearly thats a snoyota

Schnikeys, that thing sounds like it wants to devour my children in front of me.

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Don’t make it a Mustang. It would be horrible if C&C spectators had absolutely no warning as to what was coming up on them sideways.

Nah, you shouldn’t it’s total CP.

When apprehended, the driver was given a sobriety test. The test showed that he was tanked.

God, I hope that after crashing he stumbled out wearing an Ushanka hat, clutching a bottle of vodka and calling everyone comrade.

Many people have forgotten that the reason Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. came to Memphis in the spring of 1968, and the reason he was standing on that balcony at the Lorraine Motel when he was assassinated, was to show support and solidarity for waste disposal workers who were being treated to inhuman working conditions

I’m not (often) naked when I’m in there working with a bench grinder.

Let’s not forget BMW’s achilles heel: Mileage

No, that’s a bad idea. If you point one of those at an old Jeep, it just stops existing.

You don’t huff, you waft. Like a gentleman.

My first thought was “Oh shit, that musta hurt like a motherfucker!”

So Tom Cruise was shilling despite the fact he finished on 2 wheels and set the fastest lap?