Perfect up until “Sad.” Needs to always end with “Sad!”

I look forward to PRESIDENT TRUMP focusing on a Brady-friendly judge to nominate to the Supreme Court.

I would never call a team that employs Prince Fielder “gutless.”

“Well, just so you understand, I don’t anything about the Philadelphia Phanatic, OK? I don’t even know anything about what you’re talking about with green supremacy or green supremacists. Did he endorse me, or what’s going on? I know nothing about the Phillie Phanatic. I know nothing about green supremacists.”

Johnston must not be much of a cook. As any chef can tell you, Beef gets tenderized, not hammered.

Wait, was that actually Kobe saying these things or was it The Black Mamba?

I appreciate urinalysis …

Thanks for your input. I can call any team whatever I like since they are nicknames. But nice try. And for the record, the last Washington game I watched was probably the last playoff game.

RG3-13

Kelly: I won’t let him go for anything less than three fifth round picks!
Elway: Those are oddly specific numbers.
Kelly: What do you mean? Are you implying something dark?
Elway: No, just going with three-fifths, when you’re rumored to be racist is probably...
Kelly: Racist?! Why, I haven’t been so insulted in a coon’s…

“which is essentially an amateurish insult that took minimal effort and could have been formulated by any teenager who ever took sex ed”

Much to their Chelgren...?

I NEVER EVEN LEARNED HOW TO READ

Underappreciated joke.

I knew there would be one. Thank you for that.

I’m planning on voting for Trump and even I think your comment is stupid.

This is why Philadelphia never should’ve let the Barnes move downtown.

This is Hall Of Fame level shade. Stay woke, Tom.

Tom had the greatest Twitter burn of all time:

Say whatever you want about Heath Evans, but he *is* on record. http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap…